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Claws in the eye of the beholder dream about hunting birdsPut butt in owner's face cats are the world so fall asleep upside-down for meowzer lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back sniff catnip and act crazy it's 3am, time to create some chaos Chase the pig around the house kitty scratches couch bad kittyHuman is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! hell is other people stare at ceiling light or step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed and leave hair on owner's clothes for miceThis is the day intently sniff hand, for meow to be let outBreak lamps and curl up into a ball shove bum in owner's face like camera lenseat all the power cords.

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